Brenda: Hi, Mum, Dad... This is Michael.
Mum: Hi Michael! Such a pleasure to meet you at last!
Michael: And you Mr and Mrs Godwit
Dad: Beer? Champagne?
Michael: Oh, not thanks. I don't drink.
Brenda: Michaels a Nazi, aren't you, Michael...
Mum: What?
Michael: No! No... What? Miranda, I'm a Buddhist!
Brenda: What did I say?
Michael: You said I was a Nazi!
Brenda: Oh. Whoops, sorry! Slip of the tongue!
Michael: Yes, well. Just to be clear, I'm a Buddhist. Not a Nazi.
Dad: I'm sure So, any trouble finding the place?
Michael: No, I was fine. Fine.
Brenda: Michael ran over a pensioner.
Michael: No I didn't!
Brenda: Didn't even look back. Ran her over and just kept driving.
Michael: Brenda! What are you saying!
Brenda: I'm explaining why you work in marketing...
Michael: You just accused me of a hit and run murder!
Brenda: Oh, really? I meant to say you're father was in sales...
Michael: They don't even sound the same!
Brenda: I'm sorry, i've been an absolute mess ever since we had that meeting at the bank.
Michael: I hate the jews.
I realise this ending is appalling. I apologise. Any ideas?
ReplyDeleteYou hate mormons?
ReplyDeleteI like it, i dont know what the hell is wrong with Brenda though.
ReplyDeleteI think what you meant to do with the last line was reverse the "He says Something - She says something awful"
Perhaps something like; "We werent at the bank - why would you day that - We were at the vet putting a litter of puppies down"