Mother: You should give your girlfriend some jewelery. Give her a nice golden necklace with a diamond. A small delicate necklace, because she's delicate
Son: Yes Mother but she's also very strong, what should i give her for that? A steel chain and a rock?
Mother: Are you done?
Son: She's also quite sharp Mother, perhaps I could get her a razor blade bracelet? Or a big cow broach for how much of a pushover she is?
Mother: You dont like advice do you?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... this is perfect.
ReplyDeleteI read this to Steph, she also likes it.
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