Disdainercise!

A dance track plays (aerobics style) call and response:

Instructor (Female, enthusiastic): Bah.

Chorus of unruly British lords: Bah.

I: Humbug

C: Hummbug.

I: And slap the servant.

C: (Slapping noises) Buffoon!

I: Fire the butler.

C: Get out you reprobate!

I: And Bah!

C: Bah!

I: Humbug

C: Humbug!

I: Question the decline in public morals

(The next two lines are overlaid)

I: 1,2,3,4

C: What is happening to the youth in this country!

I: And again, this time with disdain!

(The next two lines are overlaid)

I: 1,2,3,4

C (With disdain): What is happening to the youth in this country!