2: Oh dear. What happened to it?
1: Someone must have dropped it...
2: Dropped it? it's a horse! You can't pick it up!
1: Hmmm, well, maybe it fell off something.
2: Like what? We're in the middle of a field.
1: Maybe it fell out of a tree?
2: Hmmm... While I accept that a horse, if it found itself in a tree, would probably end up falling out, the idea that a horse would get into a tree in the first place is, in a word, farcical. Are you being wilfully stupid?
1: No.
2: So what happened to this horse?
1: I know. It must have jumped over that hedge and fallen over.
2: Why on earth would a horse jump over a hedge that high?
1: Maybe it lost a bet?
2: Stop it.
1: Sorry. Well, I guess we'll never know. Inscrutable, these magnificent beasts.
2: Hang on. What's that you've got there?
1: Where?
2: In your hand!
1: Oh, it's an apple. A braeburn.
2: The other hand.
1: Oh... this? Umm... it's a back scratcher. For horses.
2: It's a whip.
1: Tomayto, tomarto...
2: You were riding that horse, weren't you. You made it jump over that hedge.
1: NO! But also yes. Yes I did.
2: For the love of god... why?
1: Pffffff.... gags?
2: You absolute wanker.
1: Guilty as charged.
Really gotta mix up the style for the next one. This dialogue shit is getting tedious.