Ding ding. A man comes into a butchers shop. Behind the counter is a butcher, looking jolly.
A: Morning Tim!
B: Morning Eric. How's the family
A: Oh, good, good thanks. How are your boys?
B: They're fine, fine. Although it turns out Liam, the youngest, is actually a girl.
A: Oh?
B: Yes. Can't believe I missed it really.
A: We had a similar thing with our salamander. Apparently it comes from keeping the aquarium too hot.
B: That would be it then. Now, what can I do for you?
A: Well, funny you should ask. I was actually after some bread.
B: Bread?
A: Yeah.
B: Not really my line, Eric. I'm more in the meat side of the equation.
A: I thought you might say that. It's just that since the bakers closed down it's been a little difficult to get a hold of.
B: I understand the conundrum, mate. But I wouldn't know where to start.
A: Hmmm. I don't suppose it's possible to slice meat in such a way as it becomes bread, is it?
B: Not really.
A: What about a marinade?
B: A marinade that converts meat into bread?
A: Yes. Maybe you could do something with red wine and garlic.
B: I don't think so.
A: What about mincing? You sometimes get breadcrumbs in rissoles.
B: True. True. But I think you'll find that the breadcrumbs are added in later. In fact, they come from bread, rather than being a by-product of the mincing process.
A: Really?
B: Yep. It's the grated carrot and onion that come from the mincing.
A: Is that a fact?
B: No.
A: Hmmm. Well, I don't know what I'm going to do. I've got a barbecue this afternoon and people are going to be expecting bread.
(how can this end?)
I think that the butcher should also be deluded about the origins of bread. He thinks it is made by bees.
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