A furniture warehouse. A helpful looking man is standing confidantly by a sumptuous looking bed frame. A couple approach him.
Man: Hi there, looking to buy a bed, are we?
Husband: Do you mind if we try it out?
Man: Oh. I thought it was the mattress making you uncomfortable.
Husband: Yes, yes we are. We've just got married, and our current mattress is very uncomfortable.
Man: And you would like a new bed.
Husband: Yes please.
Man: Well... what about this one here?
Husband: That looks nice.
Man: Doesn't it. Feel the mattress.
Husband: Ohh... Spongy.
Man: Yep.
Husband: Do you mind if we try it out?
Man: Not a problem... (starts to remove shirt)
Husband: Umm... I meant me and my wife....
Man: Of course, sir (starts to button up shirt).
Husband: Actually (slightly put out)... maybe we'd like to try something different.
Man: Certaily sir (starts to remove pants)
Husband: I meant a different mattress.
Man: Aha (puts pants back on). Like this one here?
Husband: That looks good.
Man: Yes, it's a very popular number.
Husband: I can see us and by us I mean my WIFE and I, and no one else, being sleeping very soundly in that.
Man: I could probably see you sleeping very soundly in it also sir.
Husband: You could?
Man: Yes, my apartment overlooks yours, you see, and you don't have any bedroom curtains.
Husband: That makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Man: Oh. I thought it was the mattress making you uncomfortable.
Husband: And now I think it's the curtains.
Man: I see your point.
Husband: And I wish you couldn't. Can you direct me to the curtains department?
Man: No.
Husband: No?
Man: No idea, maybe you should ask one of the staff (runs away)